In France, they don’t say ‘I Love You’. They say instead “cet homme a volé un peu de pain et je vais le chasser pour le reste de sa vie avant de sortir avec lui, je veux dire le mettre en prison”
Tragically beautiful.
WHY
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Science debunks the myths and stereotypes of sleeping (via soft-world)
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
(Source: whoisjohnocallaghan)
okay last text post of the night but
One of the things I like best about fanfiction is how you can start from the steady base of canon and read a 100k fic and then start fresh and read a oneshot from that same steady base of canon. You can let people tell you these stories new and…